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3:08 pm  •  23 April 2014

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

1:59 am  •  23 April 2014  •  197,867 notes

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

1:57 am  •  23 April 2014  •  36,143 notes

dutchster:

when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering

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1:55 am  •  23 April 2014  •  137,693 notes

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

1:54 am  •  23 April 2014  •  106,829 notes
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